I knew you were an ass-eater. Alll those times we made out and you blamed it on the onions.
You bitch, you have the reponsibility of telling me who's ass at least.
Oh my god you ho, a get-rich quick scheme was revealed to me today and you are not awake to share my joy. You ho!
You know what's hot? My jackass face (avatar) plastered all over you userpage.